What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 08:55
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Is the Las Vegas Grand Prix considered one of the "premier events on the Formula 1 calendar?"
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
How rough can the ferry passage from Hull to Rotterdam be in the autumn ( at the end of October )?
Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
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share office space ...
Then came..
Unacceptable again!
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
How can I stop overthinking and take action more quickly?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
What are some reasons why some men choose to live alone instead of getting married?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...